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Goblinproofing One's Chicken COOP: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against Fairies, Gnomes, Goblins, and Other Nasty Members of the Fairy K

✍️ Reginald Bakeley, Clint Marsh
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📚 WHAT THE BOOK IS ABOUT

This delightful and surprisingly practical manual equips readers to combat the pervasive nuisance of the fairy folk. From safeguarding your beloved chicken coop to ensuring a peaceful night's rest, "fairy hunter" Reginald Bakeley offers indispensable strategies. Discover how to identify, track, and effectively repel mischievous goblins, cunning brownies, and even those deceptively charming flower fairies. Reclaim your domestic tranquility and garden serenity with clever tactics, ensuring your hedgerows and kitchen cupboards remain free from their meddling influence.

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Praise for this book

“Dwarves, gnomes, and goblins beware--your time has come!”
— Philippa Ballantine, author of the Book of the Order series and coauthor of the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences novels
🏛 New Page Books 📅 2025 📖 208 pages 📔 Hardcover ISBN: 9781637480205
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This delightful guide carves out a unique niche, presenting absurd scenarios with earnest practicality. It excels at sparking imagination and offering a playful lens through which to view common household annoyances. Readers seeking a serious, scholarly treatise on folklore might be disappointed by its tongue-in-cheek approach. However, for those who appreciate whimsical humor blended with a dash of practical fantasy, it's a charming, indispensable addition to any occult bookshelf.

📝 Description: Goblinproofing One's Chicken COOP: And Other Practical Advice in Our Campaign Against Fairies, Gnomes, Goblins, and Other Nasty Members of the Fairy K

Banish pesky goblins and reclaim your home and garden with this whimsical guide to fairy defense. Is your hen cottage plagued by foul goblins? Help is on the way! In the tradition of Lemony Snicket and Roald Dahl, Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop shows how to banish those pesky dark fairy creatures who are ready to thwart every last pleasure, be it gardening, country hikes, or even getting a good night's sleep. In this charming guide, "fairy hunter" Reginald Bakeley offers practical instructions to clear your home and garden of these unsettling inhabitants and banish them from your chicken coop and kitchen cupboard forever! In Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop, readers will discover: Why a bustle in one's hedgerow may be cause for alarm Why a garden fumigator may come in handy during evenings at the pub Why a toy merchant, a butcher, and a Freemason are among your best allies in the fight against the malicious fairies Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop is the only complete manual on how to identify, track, defend, and destroy those bothersome brownies, goblins, dwarves, scheming flower fairies, and other nasty members of the fairy realm. Get the upper hand before they get your hen! This book was previously published in paperback. "A must-have for everyone with a garden, dog house, window boxes, or even rustic decor." --Anna Jedrziewski, Retailing Insight

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While charming in its intent, this guide is strictly for those willing to engage with faerie lore as a tangible domestic reality. It does not suit readers seeking rigorous academic anthropology or strict historical analysis of European folklore, as it prioritizes practical application over scholarly depth. Additionally, individuals who find the premise of 'fairy hunting' inherently absurd may find the tone overly earnest rather than satirical. The book assumes a level of belief in the pervasive nuisance of these entities that might alienate secularists. However, for its target audience of occult enthusiasts and whimsical practical magicians, it delivers a cohesive and entertaining manual that effectively bridges the gap between traditional superstition and modern home defense.
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📖 Why choose it

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Why this book is worth reading

This book is an essential read for those who appreciate the intersection of domestic life and esoteric practice, particularly gardeners or homeowners who feel their spaces are subtly influenced by fae activity. It offers a delightful blend of practical advice and whimsical charm, making complex folkloric concepts accessible to everyday practitioners. Readers seeking to reclaim tranquility in their homes and gardens will find value in its clever tactics against goblins and brownies. The engaging style ensures that even skeptics may enjoy the narrative, while serious students of the fairy arts will appreciate the structured approach to identification and repulsion. It serves as both a comforting companion for the anxious and a humorous manual for the curious.

⭐ Reader reviews

The starting rating comes from the team Esoterica Books —
⭐ Esoterica editorial review Editorial rating 4.5/5
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If you've ever suspected a supernatural hand in your garden woes, or found your peace disturbed by unseen mischief, this book is for you. Those seeking whimsical yet earnest advice on protecting their domestic bliss from the fairy realm will find it an invaluable, entertaining resource.

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Esoterica Books editorial team

While charming in its intent, this guide is strictly for those willing to engage with faerie lore as a tangible domestic reality. It does not suit readers seeking rigorous academic anthropology or strict historical analysis of European folklore, as it prioritizes practical application over scholarly depth. Additionally, individuals who find the premise of 'fairy hunting' inherently absurd may find the tone overly earnest rather than satirical. The book assumes a level of belief in the pervasive nuisance of these entities that might alienate secularists. However, for its target audience of occult enthusiasts and whimsical practical magicians, it delivers a cohesive and entertaining manual that effectively bridges the gap between traditional superstition and modern home defense.

❓ Frequently asked questions

While undeniably whimsical and entertaining, the book presents its advice with a straightforward earnestness, encouraging readers to engage with its concepts as if they were entirely plausible. It blurs the line between satire and practical guide.
The guide specifically addresses a variety of "nasty members of the fairy realm," including goblins, brownies, dwarves, and even the more devious types of flower fairies, providing tailored strategies for each.

📖 Who should read this

If you've ever suspected a supernatural hand in your garden woes, or found your peace disturbed by unseen mischief, this book is for you. Those seeking whimsical yet earnest advice on protecting their domestic bliss from the fairy realm will find it an invaluable, entertaining resource.

🎯 Key themes and symbolism

Identifying Fairy Threats

Learn to recognize the subtle, and not-so-subtle, signs of fae activity. The book details the characteristics and habits of different fairy species, enabling readers to accurately pinpoint the source of their domestic disturbances and tailor their defensive strategies accordingly, preventing misidentification and wasted effort.

Unexpected Allies & Tools

Beyond conventional methods, the book reveals unconventional resources and allies in the fight against the fairy realm. Discover why seemingly ordinary professions, from toy merchants to butchers, hold surprising keys to fae deterrence, and how common household items or even a trip to the pub can become potent weapons.

📜 Historical context

While presenting as a contemporary guide, this work playfully echoes a long tradition of folklore instruction manuals, reminiscent of Victorian-era "how-to" books for the discerning, albeit slightly paranoid, householder. It blends practical advice with fantastical elements, much like older grimoires that offered remedies for both mundane and magical ailments, albeit with a distinctly humorous, modern sensibility.

📚 Glossary

Goblinproofing
Fae Realm
Hen Cottage

📔 Questions to reflect on

  1. What seemingly innocent domestic disturbances in your own home or garden could, in retrospect, be attributed to fae interference?
  2. If you were to goblinproof your own space, what specific items or rituals would you employ based on your intuition or local folklore?
  3. Consider the book's whimsical tone. How might adopting such a perspective alter your approach to minor annoyances or unexplained phenomena in your life?

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